Yo Longstreet

Yo man, what's up? Dude, we're so perfect fighting alongside each other. Without you, my defense in these battles would be totally whack man. You're literally my best defense in this war, and even though you tried to defy my orders whenever I issued the only slightly unsuccessful Pickett's Charge, I still need you alongside me for the rest of this war, because who knows what's going to happen here now after Gettysburg? What if they try to attack us again man!? I need your defense or else we might get crushed. Oh, and if we ever have to surrender for some weird reason, I really hope you're there with me. Because that would be so nice to not be alone in a somewhat awkward situation like that.

- Robert E. Lee